I have heard of the “pregnesia” that overtakes women during their pregnant months and, being the brunette ditz that I am, I expected nothing less than to participate fully. People told me that I would forget things, but I knew I would do it much bigger, much better than that. Boy, do I know myself well!
Last week, I had two such occasions. The third should be a doozy.
First, my office is located in one of two buildings that are joined on each floor by a break room. I am always on side A and rarely go to side B. Except Tuesday of last week. I went over there to work in one of the rooms and then wanted to wash my hands when I was done. I walked through the break room and back to my side of the building. As habit, I walk in to the women’s bathroom, the one on the right, and start washing my hands. I thought the bulletin board looked a little different but no biggie, they change those things after all. I go to grab a paper towel and notice another new design they have added…urinals. Hmm, let’s see Fani walk out of this one innocently. Fortunately, I was on the other side of the building and the 2 people I saw as I exited were in engrossed in conversation and strangers to me, so if they did notice, who cares.
Pregnesia Part Deux: The next morning I was driving to work and talking to Jay on the cell phone (he was still in Florida with his brother for the Orange Bowl). As I was pulling into a spot that was too close to the door, too tight, and too necessary on a dreary, tired morning, I heard the sound of metal on metal. I said to Jay, “I gotta go, I just hit a parked car” and hung up. I looked behinf me to see a crowd laughing and shaking their heads in amazement. I got out and my car was so much worse for the wear. I left a note and asked they call me if they saw any damage. Not a peep as of yet. No news is good news.
Please tell me I am not the only one suffering from this insanity!?!?!